I'm Not Mean, I'm Therapeutic — Massage Therapist Tee

You found the knot. You pressed anyway. They said ow. You said breathe.

For massage therapists who've heard "why does that hurt so much" a thousand times and know the honest answer is "because it needed to." Gentle hands, firm opinions.

The shirt Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a broken-in feel from day one. Relaxed unisex fit; size down if you like it closer. Sizes S–4XL · Black, White.

The print Printed to order, one at a time. Direct-to-garment ink sinks into the fabric instead of sitting on top.

Care Wash inside out, cold, tumble dry low. Don't bleach.

Shipping Printed in 2–7 business days, then shipped. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you.

A good gift for a new LMT, a clinic owner, or the therapist who finally got the knot out of your shoulder.